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  • Listening to: Something weird
  • Reading: What I'm writing.
  • Watching: My screen
  • Playing: nada
  • Eating: bananas!
  • Drinking: milk
Sorry I've been absent all week but that's what happens when real life hits. I finally got a job, you know one that pays you money since I am apparently not capable of making money from my art despite people (at least in real life) constantly saying how good I am (apparently not since no one wants to pay me for it), so my art is taking a backseat for awhile and is going back to being sporadic posting when I can. I am going to try to post every Monday but I am making no promises because as it is so far my job is keeping me pretty busy, maybe after a month or so of adjustment period I can get back to regular drawing but right now I just don't know. We. Shall. See.

So wish me luck everyone, I think I'm gonna need it, so far I like my job though.

  • Listening to: Z Nation
  • Reading: What I'm writing.
  • Watching: My screen
  • Playing: nada
  • Eating: bananas!
  • Drinking: milk
About missing Friday, and yesterday. I wasn't home from Thursday evening until yesterday evening and I was way too tired when I got home to post anything. My darling husband decided we were going to take a little camping trip, it was really nice actually we went up to Cheaha mountain (which I'm sorry, no offense to Alabama, but it is not a mountain) and there is no service up there so no way to let all of my lovelies know but you know now. To make up for those 2 days though I'm going to post some today and then back to our regularly scheduled posting. Oh and it's going to be photography for a little while, I'll share some of the lovely pictures I took while we were at Cheaha.

  • Listening to: American Horror Story: Freak show
  • Reading: What I'm writing.
  • Watching: My screen
  • Playing: nada
  • Eating: bananas!
  • Drinking: milk
So hence forth until I get another job I will be posting Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. However if my more frequent posting builds up enough of a following I may create an account on Patreon, so all my lovely people's can help me to no longer fuful the starving artist trope and help me to continue to do what I actually love to do, instead of working for jerkoffs that pay precisely dick. This is something that's been on my mind a lot lately, I have always wanted to be able to make a living from my art but I've never been sure how to do that until I was turned on to Patreon. So here's hoping to a future in art and love.

P.S. Also I have started a comic, I don't know if it's going anywhere yet because so far I only have three pages but it's a possibility.
  • Listening to: hospital noises
  • Reading: What I'm writing.
  • Watching: My screen
  • Playing: nada
  • Eating: bananas!
  • Drinking: milk
Well it seems that my drawn out and silent war with DA has finally ended and I will be able to start posting art again. Wuu! Well provided I have time to between work, child, husband, animals, annoying as *-------------------------------long censor beep-------------------------------* in laws.

I haven't written anything about my troubles with DA and it's posting system before because I just got to the point of done. Just done. Plain and simple. Every single time I tried to post a piece of art here it "failed to post" or I was not allowed to select a category for it or select if it was mature content or not, it was just various things not allowing me to post so I stopped trying. Yada,  yada, blah blah blah, doesn't matter the point is hopefully over the next 1-2 weeks I'll have time to update my gallery from the half childish scribbles to some much more substantial art I've been working on lately including a Robin Williams tribute.

And to my loyal watchers thank you for hanging in there and not giving up on me.



Ok "the next 1-2 weeks" was being a little too optimistic, my crap job is keeping me on bad shifts and making it next to impossible to find time to scan things into the computer and submit art. I have tomorrow off and once I'm finished with a couple other things I need to do I will upload a few things and after that I'll upload as much as I can as often as I can.
  • Listening to: Patty Griffin - Rain
  • Reading: What I'm writing.
  • Watching: My screen
  • Playing: nada
  • Eating: bananas!
  • Drinking: milk
Because I'm actually gonna do this (some of it again) ---->

001. RealName: Jean
002. Nickname[s]: Kiroma, kiro, brat kat, ghost, momma
003. ZodiacSign: Pieces
004. Male or Female: Female
005. Nursery: Didn't go any
006. Primary School: Rainier
007. Secondary School: Hahaha no
008. Hair Colour: Blonde
009. Longor Short: short
010. Loudor Quiet: Depends on my mood
011. Sweats or Jeans: either
012. Phone or Camera: camera
013. Health Freak: nope
014. Drink or Smoke: ocassionally
015. DoYou Have A Crush On Someone: does my husband count
016. Political orientation: hate politics
017. Piercings: ears, tongue, nothing you need to know about
018. Tattoos: 3, soon to be more

019. Airplane: Yep
020. Car Accident: yep
021. Fist Fight: yep

022. First piercing: Esrs
023. First Best Friend: My childhood friend
024. First Instrument played: dont remember
025. First award: running
026. First Crush: Lol I forgot
027. First Language: english
028. First Big Vacation: disneyland I think

029. Last Person you Talked: Keith
030. Last Person You Texted: My mom
031. Last Person You Watched: my son
032. Last FoodYou Ate:, what is this food you sprak of?
033. Last Movie You Watched: I forgot lol
034. Last Song You listened to: once again.. I forgot
035. Last Thing You Bought: Hahahhahah forgot
036. Last Person You Hugged: My son

037. Food: Strawberries, red velvet cake, black forest cake, bananas, apples, jelly and
038. Drinks: Milk and roor beer
039. Clothing: anything comfortable?
040 Book: ..........dont have just one favorite kill a mocking bird, the giver, the great gatsby (the movie sucks), memoirs of a geisha, touched by venom and others od tje series, the cat who series, joanna brady serie......pretty much anythinf by diana gabledon, elizabeth peters, j.a. jance, stephen king....a couple others
040.5. Manga: dunno
041. Color: Green
042. Flower: Pansies.....foxglove? I dunno
043: Music: anything that sounds good to me
044. Movies: *lays lazily*
044.5. Anime: *shrugs*
046. Subjects: English, science, hate math, anythimg where I get to blow stuff up

047. [/] Kissed In The Rain
048. [/] Celebrated Halloween
049. [] Had Your Heart Broken
050. [] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone
051. [/]Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
052. [/] Came Outta the Closet
053. [/] Gotten Pregnant
054. [] Had an Abortion
055. [/]Done somethingyou've Regretted
056. [/]Broke aPromise
057. [/]Kept a Secret
058. [/]Pretended To Be Happy
059. [/]Met Someone WhoChanged Your Life.
060. []Pretended To Be Sick
061. [] Left The Country.
062. [/] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
063. [/]Cried Over The Silliest Thing.
064. [/] Ran a Mile @_@
065. [] Went To the Beach

067. Eating: nothing
088. Drinking: nothing
069. GettingReady To: take a shower and givw my son a bath
070. Listening To: the water fall in the turtle's tank
071. Plans For Tomorrow: Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep @_@

073. Want Kids: still twins
074. Want To Get Married: As long as I have Keith I dont care married or no
075. Careers in mind: tattoo artist

076. Lips or Eyes: I have to choose?!
077. Shorter or Taller: Taller
078. Romanticor Spontaneous: both
079. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: i don't mind
080. Sensitive or Loud: in between?
081. Hook-up Or Relationship: either
082. Troublemaker or Hesitant: troublemaker

083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: dont have either
084. Ran Away From Home: tried to omce didnt have anywhere to go
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: yup
086. Killed Somebody: Not your business
087. Broken Someone's Heart: Maybe?
088. Been Arrested: Nahhh......yeah lol

090. Yourself: sure
091. Miracles: sometimes
092. Love at First Sight: do now
093. Heaven: nope
094. SantaClaus: nope
096. Magic: dunno

097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: my husband, he are at work T-T
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: I don't know...
099. DoYou Believe In God: no. Why does this stupid question come up in every one of these things, why the hell.does it even matter
100. Post a 100 Truths and Tag five People: Tag yourself

[] the dark
[x] staying single forever - Nope I want my husband
[] being aparent
[] givingbirth - been there done that
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched - not scared of being touched I just dont like people touching me, except my husband I dont like speding any time not touching him ^///^
[] fire
[] deepwater
[] snakes
[] silk - LOVE <3
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] rats
[] jumping from high places - I wanna go skydiving, and bungee jumping, and parasailing, and hang gliding, and cliff diving (maybe) xD
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] crossinghangingbridges
[] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[] falling
[] clowns
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people - I dont like people, lots of people make me uncomfortable but not scared
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors,including dentists
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[x] being alone - cant live without my husband
[x] becoming blind - I dont think I could live without seeing my husband
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night - o-o
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] blood - I have a friend that passes out when you say blood though rofl
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed - I love going fast
[] throwing up
[] falling in love - I used to be
[] super secrets

Total: 4

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it "I'm afraid of __ out of 72 common fears"

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.

1.What does your Deviantart name mean and why? = I don't know what Kiroma means, I made it uo when I was 4 or 5. Cause I like it.

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now? = I forgot... I prefer original stuff though

3. How many watchers do you have now? = 32 lol

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.

= hellobaby,! Lol not really....uhhh cant think of a third, oops

5. Do you comment, fav, or both? = I usuallyonly fav. I only comment if something is really good or if I have a dirty comment ;p

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA? = Naaaah

7. What is your most popular submission?

=… I think

8. What are your favorite non-anime TVshows? = walking dead, fringe, bones, breaking bad

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better? = ALL OF IT

10. Summer or winter? =  either

11. Rain or Sun? = Sunny rainy day? :p

12. What's your favorite type of music? = anything but rap

13. PC or Mac? = PC

14. Anime or Manga? = Sometime anime, sometime manga

15. Coke or Pepsi? = Pepsi? I rarely drink anycarbonated drinks nowadays

16. Read or TV? = Read

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA? = usually less than an hour lol

18. Name a hidden talent. = I don't even know if I have one- wonder if someone can tell me

19. Flash or traditional cartoons? = ......erm.....

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? = I don't have any favorite

21. What are your top 3 favorite books?(not mangas) = erm....cant pick just 3

22. Wii or PlayStation? = dont care, have an xbox 360 though

23. Name 3 of yourfavorite bands/singers. = ......erm.......cant pick just 3 again lol

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typist? = fast normally

25. Doyou like Denny's? = Who?? What?? Where??

26. What is your favorite smiley? = Idk anymore...

27. What is your favorite type of pie? = dont eat pie much so I dont know

28. Have youever stayed up for 24 hours? = @_@ ughhhhhhhh

29. Do you go on YouTube a lot? = Nope.

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides DA? = yeah

31. Do you cosplay? = when I can, which is to say no not really

32. Fruits or sweets? = both

33. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn? = butter & salt

34. Have you skipped school? = That is a secret

35. Have you been on a plane? = Mhm~

36. Have you swam in an ocean? = Yeah, but it's too salty for me, bleh

37. Have you been ice skating? = Nope

38. Favorite vacation spot? = Anywhere is fine as long as Im with Keith

39. Ever been on TV? = nope

40. Favorite salad and dressing? = *shrugs*

41. What do you do to relax? =sleep

42. What is the last film you saw in the theater? = watchmen

43. Favorite Sandwich? = Ice-cream sandwich

44. If you could go anywhere in the world... = Anywhere.. Anywhere is fine.

45. Favorite time of the day? = Not early in the morning- Night, evening

46. What did you want to be when you were little? = an old woman lol

47. What do you want to be now? = same rofl

48. If you could eat with one person, who would it be? = Guess :3

49. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with? = ....

50. When is your birthday? = 25th of february

51. Favorite type of ice cream? = strawberry

52. Last book you read? = Voyager

53. Which store would you max out a credit card at? = cant think of one

54. Do you buy / sell / both on eBay? = Naaaah, Keith does though

55. What is the most annoying thing people ask you? = "where did you learn to draw?" I get tired of telling people Ive never taken any lessons or classes or anything

56. Favorite all time movie? = I dunno

57. What was yourfavorite show when you were a kid? = loony tunes! ~

58. What are you listening to right now? = blissful fucking silence

59. What is the last thing you ate? = Dinner lol

60. If you were a crayon what color would you be? = Greeeeeeeeeeeen

61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? = Their anatomy.... ;3

62. Favorite sport toplay? = baseball

63. Favorite Dayof the Year? = Holidays holidays~ Freeee time

64. Hugs or Kisses? = both~

65. Vanilla or Chocolate? = This is hard...

66. Favorite Board Game? = battleship

67. Favorite smells? = Mother nature, my husband

68. What inspires you? = ........erm........

69. Do you have any piercings? = yup

70. How many siblings doyou have? = nada

71. Bacon Bits or croutons? = BACON!

72. Favorite Dayof the Week? = Saturday~

73. Favorite phrase? = "the only sympathy I want can be found in the dictionary between shit and syphillus."

74. Favorite Restaurant? = Anywhere that have good services and foods- yes the foods *drool*

75. Favorite animal? = otter~

76. Favorite thing to do outside. = ........

77. Favorite thing to do when it's raining? = Drawing or sleeping

78. Favorite Disney character? = I don't have any specific one

79. Do you like coffee? If so, what is your favorite brand? = millstone

80. Tag 6 people:

1. Relationship Status = married......well its more like we're handfasted but since we have a baby still legally just engaged but I say husband because he might as well that makes very little actual sense

2. Nickname(s) = Kiroma, Brat Kat, Kiro, ghost

3. Zodiac sign = Dog

4. Male or female = Female.

5. Hair color = Blonde.

6. Long or short = Short.

7. Loud or Quiet music = Both.

8. Sweats or Jeans = either

9. Phone or Camera = Camera.

10. Health freak = Good god no, Im too lazy to watch what I eat besides the fact I like food too much and I love to cook and I do enough hard labor that it doesnt matter anyway

14. Drink or Smoke = Drink, smoke rarely (as in maybe once every 6 or 8 months lol)

15. Where is 15? = Somehwere in the distant past

16. Eat or Drink = Eat.

17. Tattoos = 3, and there will be more

18. Pepsi or Coke = A&W


19. Been in an airplane? Yep.

20. Been in a relationship? Yep.

21. Been in a car accident? Yep.

22. Been in a fist fight? Yep, she tried to break my nose I did break her jaw


23. First piercing - Ears.

24. First best friend - Hana

25. First award - Running.

28. First big vacation - Disney land.

29. Last person you talked to in person - Keith

30. Last person you texted - Keith

32. Last food you ate - Bannana! >_>

33. Last movie you watched - Turner and Hooch

34. Last song you listened to - Sakura Chirari - C-ute

35. Last thingyou bought -

36. Last person you hugged - Keith.

46. [x] celebrated Halloween - free candy, duh!
47. [] had your heart broken - just realised not really, thought so but no
48. [ ] went over minutes/texts on your cell phone
49. [x] had someone question my sexual orientation -hahahahahaha, every damn day
52. [ ] had an abortion
53. [x] did something you regret - last person I dated before my husband
54. [x] broke a promise
55. [x] hid a secret - isnt the point of a secret hiding it?
56. [x] pretended to be happy - most of the time I spent witj the last person I dated
57. [x] met someone who changed your life - my darling husband
58. [x] pretended to be sick - who hasnt
59. [x] left the country
60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it 61. [ ] cried over the silliest thing - my husband had to spend the night in Atlanta for work and I spent the whole nivht crying and feeling like an idiot for it @_@
62. [x] ran a mile - ugh
63. [x] went to the beach with your best friend
64. [x] got into an argument with your friends
65. [x] hated someone - still hate
66. [x] stayed single a whole year

67. Eating: Bananas!

68. Drinking: A&W Root Beer

69. Listening to: Rain

71. Plans for Tuesday: ........enjoy my husbands company......;p

72. Wanting: French fries! My god you have NO idea

73. Want kids?: Twins.

74. Want to get married?: Still no

75. Careers in mind? Tattoo artist


77. Shorter or taller? Taller.

79. Dark hair or light? Doesnt matter..

81. Hook-up or relationship? Either

82. Looks or personality? Personality. (Looks help though)


83. Lost glasses/contacts? Dont have either so how could I lose them

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense? Yep.

86. Killed somebody? Not your business.

87. Broken someone's heart? Yep.

88. Been arrested? Yep.

89. Cried when someone died? My grandfather T-T


90. Yourself - Yes

91. Miracles - No.

92. Love at first sight? - Do now

93. God? - No.

94. Santa Claus - No.

95. Sex on the first date - I didnt but I couldnt say no to my husband, I wanted him too much ^///^

96. Kisson the first date - Sure.

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - no, I am with him right now :)

98. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? Almost.

100. Post as 100 truths? No. It's not 100. There's no 99 or 11 or 12 or 13.

I don't believe in anything, do I? Fuck. Save me.

1. What is your natural haircolour? Blonde

2. Where was your ID pic taken? Jacksonville?

3. What's your middle name? Hahahahahahahaaaa you funny

4. Your current relationship status? Engaged

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back? Since my crush would be my husband Id have to say yes

6. What is your current mood? Tired

7. What's the color of your underwear? I have lots of different colors of undies ;p

8. What is one thing that makes you happy? My husband ^^

9.Who was the last person you cuddled with? My husband

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Secret

11. If you MUST be ananimal for ONE day? .......erm........I dunno

12. Ever had a near death experience? Yeah

13. Something you do a lot? sleep sleep sleep sleep and more sleep, well I wish I did

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? I forgot

15. Who did you copy and paste this from? Hachiimi

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you? I dunno

17. When was the last time you cried? Few weeks ago- I think

18. Have youever sang in front of a large audience? Yep

19. If you could have one super powerwhat would it be? I don't know

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their anatomy......

22. What's your biggest secret? ........

23. What's your favorite color? Green

24. When was the last time you lied? I dont remember

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows? Do you mean cartoons? Of course.

27. What are youeating or drinkingat the moment? My saliva

28. What's your favorite smell? My husband

29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be? Life

30. When was the last time you gave/receiveda hug? This morning, my husband ^^

31. Have youever been kissed in the rain? Yes

32. What are youthinking about right now? How long this meme is...

33. What should you be doing? Finishing art, taking a shower, paying a little more attention to my bowl of chilli.....

34. What was the last thing that made you upset? My husband being an asshole

35. Do you like working in the yard? Yeah

36. If you could have any last name inthe world, what would you want? I like my last name, even if it is my fathers

37. Name 5 things in your closet: my husbands clothes, junk, more junk, a stack of porn, even more junk, a water heater.......thats more than five isnt it.....

38. Do you act different around your crush? Maybe- if Ihave one

39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal? Last week....?

40. How many times doyou take a shower a week? Everyday?

41. Doyou brush your teeth everyday? YES

42. Have youever said something stupid in front of your crush? No, IDK

43. Have youever watched a hockey game? Dont like hockey

44. Do you lie about your age? Not anymore

45. Ever been jealous about something stupid? Yuh. Especially if it has something to do with my husband

46. Do you pick your nose? Really? You're asking that?

47. What's the one food you hate? Bitter and dry food- uncooked. something

48. What's the one junk food you can't live without? Chocolate

49. How old were youwhen you foundout Santa was fake? I dont even remember if I ever believed in him

50. Have youever blown your nose and looked inside it the napkin? Yep

51. Describe your favourite underwear you have? Lime green and black and thats all you need to know ;p

52. Did you lie in any of these questions?  probably

And you must be bored because you actually read all that @_@
lol wow.....
Anyway gotta get back to pinning my new shirt together so I can surge it, later.
You can stop reading now.....
Seriously stop.......
You're creeping me out go anyway........

  • Listening to: Flogging Molly
  • Reading: What I&#039;m writing.
  • Watching: My turtle
  • Eating: Waiting for it to finish cooking
  • Drinking: Tea
Ok so I lied a little bit, not about being back just that it wont be very regular, I'm having to post everything from my phone since that is the only place I have internet, it sucks because its limited but its A LOT better than not being able to post anything or catch up on things at all (or once every 6-10 months).

So now to update; .....where to! Well I found out about a month ago that I was VERY wrong about my turtle and....well HIS name is Bruce. Yeah turns out for the aproximate year and a half I've had Bruce we have been wrong about his gender, when we first got him he was about an inch in size and from everything we could find he looked to be a she. Well after cleaning his tank one day and returning him to it (I always watch him swim around for a little bit after cleanings) think I'll leave that, lets just say he rather shocked me. -///-  

ANYWAY due to a sudden necessity Keith and I have been (finally) fixing the floor, the nasty carpet that was in the bedroom is now gone, it has been replaced by (admittedly crappy) lamanet flooring, the kitchen floor no longer has gaps between boards and is no longer warped and bubbled from water damage due to a leaking a/c. Hopefully we'll be working on the living room this weekend and finally burning this massive, ugly and, if you dont know how to sit on it just right, uncomfortable sectional. Wuu!

Now maybe I should explain the sudden necessity that has prompted me to take matters into my own hands and make it impossible for Keith to just sit around bitching that the floor needs to be fixed and actually fix it, preferably before December. Parenthood. No we weren't actually trying, we had been talking about it, but we weren't exactly doing anything to prevent it, it's much sooner than we had anticipated, and a few months ago I went to the doctor thinking I had the flu or something and instead was told I'm pregnant and needed to go to a gynecologist. So it's due December 5th. I should say he though, I was determined to not find out before hand but after months of (albeit silent) begging from Keith I caved and said ok and we found out the 18th of last month it is a boy. Well I wont hesitate to say I am very relieved, I always wanted a boy and god forbid we should ever have a girl, yes I would be happy of course but I know how I was as a kid and somehow I figure a girl would be just as bad if not worse than I was, I'm not sure a boy is really going to be any better but as I said I never wanted a girl. Maybe it's just my need to be contrary, every other girl I know wants to have "a cute little girl so I can dress her up in cute frilly outfits", or maybe its just the fact of how ridiculous that statement has always sounded to me. Before anyone asks no we do not have a name picked out for him and even if we did we would not be telling anyone before he is born, unlike my cousin Roxanne I have no desire to advertise his name for everyone I would much rather keep people in suspense especially considering that there are still a few months left and we could very well decide on a different name before he is born.

I'm pretty sure that is really all the update I have for now, I will post some of the sonogram pictures today and hopefully over the next several days, though I will probably wait until next month, I will be posting my drawings, I even have some things that have been colored! I swore some years ago that I wouldn't do colored work because I was quite frankly terrible at it, but recently I tried my hand at coloring again and things turned out surprisingly well so there will be colored works that aren't pictures in my gallery! 8D

Edit: I wont be posting any pictures today due to technial difficulties. My apologies.


  • Reading: What I&#039;m writing.
  • Watching: Road to Perdition
  • Eating: Waiting for it to finish cooking
  • Drinking: Tea
So, small update....don't know where to start....Well I'm back  xD  obviously....ummm.......

I got engaged, my mother has finally accepted the fact, and my extended family....I have no idea because I've yet to get any form of reply to the letter I sent, I can only guess that they are no longer speaking to me and I'm not even sure I care....I am living with said fiance and find myself happier than I have been in a long time.

I adopted a turtle, I have had her for about 7 months and she still doesn't have a name because I have no idea what to call a turtle! lol  I am open to requests, but one more person says to call her 'Shelly' and I think I might just snap I tried it for a week and it just didn't fit. We also adopted 4 little chihuahuas, we were only supposed to get ONE but Keith (my fiance) kept asking "how many can we get" and after about the 3rd or 4th or 80th time I told him to just get all of them, they were free so I can't complain too much but they are about the most annoying pains in my ass I have ever had to deal with. I love them though. lol

I dyed my hair black months ago and now I miss my blond, I'm thinking about making the jump back to blond instead of letting it grow out like I was planning, I miss my blond and I miss being able to do lots of random colors in my blond.

That's all I can think of right now, I'll be posting over the next few days. Later.

Sorry I disappeared but I'm not sure if I'm really back or if this is a momentary lapse in the mundane rhythm that has turned into my life, ie family issues. I'm catching up a little bit but I wont be able to do much. Flare could you let the people on SOE know and I'll try to post there tomorrow. I really am sorry.

Hey guys, I know I just got back but I'm going to be gone again for six days, maybe seven if I'm not lucky, while I wait for a paycheck to get the internet fixed.

  • Listening to: Awkward conversations in parenting O.o
  • Reading: Can't remember the name right now &gt;&lt;
  • Watching: The screen -.-
Ok yeah so my computer at home has decided to stop working and I don't know when it will be fixed sorry.

  • Reading: Can't remember the name right now &gt;&lt;
  • Watching: The screen -.-
  • Drinking: Tea
I don't know when I'll be on, I went to the doctor Tuesday and found out I have a UTI (urinary tract infection) combined with an upper respiratory infection, fun right. So now I'm on a decongestant, the nastiest cough syrup in the world, and horse pills (they is huge!). So from the combined medical issues I'm very lethargic and really just feel like pulverized shit that has then been put trough a blender on puree. Well the point of this is I'm sick and I don't know when or if I'm going to be on or for how long.

  • Listening to: Old peoples talking about pictures
  • Reading: Can't remember the name right now &gt;&lt;
  • Watching: The screen -.-
  • Eating: Spanish Olives
  • Drinking: Tea
ok,I know this is late but here we go;  My current ex of almost 5 months is turning into a stalker (creepy right), my Angel and I are still friends, and she knows I still love her (hope that doesn't come back to bite me), my crazy Japanese speaking friend is on Deviant Art (go figure, never thought to ask if she was. Eden, if you're paying any attention to this, check out :iconhellobaby: *amazing*), I have been....well I can't really say commissioned, I actually asked if he minded if I drew him....erm....So I've begun work (sorry it took so long dear) on drawing this picture… of the wonderful :icongutterface: hopefully the no-homework will keep up and I can finish it soon and scan it in and upload it, I'm actually really excited about it for some reason....maybe it's because I haven't drawn from a photo in a while.

Wow that was short,  I thought it'd go on forever....
You can stop reading now....
Seriously, stop....
Go away.

  • Listening to: Katekyo Hitman Reborn
  • Reading: Can't remember the name right now &gt;&lt;
  • Watching: Katekyo Hitman Reborn
WARNING - This journal contains rant material.

I am beginning to wholeheartedly hate this school. I really am sick of sitting in a class full of people that don't give a flying fuck about passing the grad exam in Feb. when, after hearing everything from ones that have already taken it, some studying to take it a second time, the History one is the hardest, I like Mr. Wiggins and he knows what he's doing, but it's sad when people can't give a fuck because their parents give them everything, I honestly hate it when people don't know how to work for anything because everything in there life has been given to them, they don't have to do anything, they just say they want it and they get it, right there it doesn't matter, it's sickening, truly sickening. What's worse is the fact that they don't appreciate it, and don't care.  -.-''   Silly really, how sad I am for them, going off on one of the idiots the other day, they thought I cried because I was mad, I wasn't, I was crying for them, because they get everything they want and can't work for themselves, it's such a sad thing, I don't like thinking about how bad they'll be off in ten years, I mean I use to think it was funny, a bum living with their mom when their in their 30's, but I know now it isn't, it's one of the sadest things that can happen to someone, but then....I get a bit angry with myself, because it's all their fault and nothing I say or do will change a thing, and especially wont change them. Spoiled children.... -.-''

Ok, I think I'm done, I can't really write on a subject that depressing right now, not when I'm this happy, I can't explain it, it's just a....euphoria, yes, that's the right word, and it's not an exaggeration, I actually can't believe this feeling right now because nothing amazing beyond belief has happened, I'm just in a good mood, a cloud 9 mood, definatly. Well times up, later. ^^

  • Listening to: Katekyo Hitman Reborn
  • Reading: Can't remember the name right now &gt;&lt;
  • Watching: Katekyo Hitman Reborn
  • Playing: Gin
  • Eating: Chocolate
  • Drinking: Tea
Ok, I needz to explain; the current series of drawings i am doing is called "Ten", simple and to the point, but people don't seem to be getting it. So, what I am doing is a series of drawins going from 0 (Rei) to 10 (Juro :icondroolplz:)showing what I think the numbers would look like in human form (0 being meh, and 10 being :icondroolplz:) got it? If not, sorry but that's as simple as it gets. Now that I have finished (yeah yeah I'll post 'em eventually) I am going to draw all ten looking their best on a page together, so everyone can see the progression.

.....ok can't finish with that just yet, I had to make a yaoi pairing in the "Ten" and it would be lovely for people to guess which ones are....together. XD

0  Rei - girl
1  Ichiban - girl
2  Ni - girl
3  Mo - girl
4  Shi - boy
5  Goro - boy
6  Roku - boy
7  Nana - girl
8  Hachi - boy
9  Kyu - girl
10 Juro - boy  (I couldn't help it, and he's....:icondroolplz:)

OK!!!! Subject change! Things are going alright I suppose, nothing to really vent/complain about except the little bitch whore whose ridiculous sideways ponytail I want to rip off her f-ing ugly head! ><  I'm so sick of seeing her stomach and hearing EVERY F-ING DAY (NOT an exaggeration.) "I'm getting fat" in this annoying whiny voice when she doesn't have an gram of fat on her f-ing twig body. I am VERY ready to vent my well controlled temper on her face, and every other one of her body parts i can't get my hands on, and scratch her contradicting, condescending, insecure, preppy, and unprepossessing little brown eyes out. She can't mind her own f-ing business and I went off on her this morning talking about my sexuality "I' not hitting on you, ya ugly little bitch, and that makes my sexuality none of your fucking business" It made me feel better. >XD  But I'll feel even better when I get to scratch her eyes out. many times I wanted to, and almost(well sometimes) did, back in oregon....O.o  I'm not least not all the time, but when it comes to that little nosy whore it's extremely hard to hold back those violent urges.

Ok I think I've vented enough for now. ^^ Time to go back into my own little world now. XP *returns to own world and starts dancing around* La la-la la-la.


Oh yeah! I almost forgot, I found out this weekend that one of my best friends, my gorgeous German sweetheart who I don't get to see because I'm like a billion miles away, has been styling his look after an anime character called, wait for it, Belphegor from, just wait, Katekyo Hitman Reborn! >< Jerk! But I love him anyway! Plus he's sexy so I don't really care, and he looked even better after cutting his hair, although it is very weird to see him wearing the tiara.... O.o
  • Listening to: 30 Seconds to Mars-The kill
  • Reading: Can't remember the name right now &gt;&lt;
  • Watching: Hercules
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Reese's Peanut Putter Cups
  • Drinking: Tea
Right, I'm on for the first time in months and trying to catch up, I've managed to make a dent in the 749 messages/deviations I had piled up to go through I'm down to 425. Um the second part of Author Unknown is done but I don't have it with me right now to upload so when I have it I'll put it up but for now I'm going to upload my most recent drawings and hopefully every week I'll be able to upload more since the scanner is working. anyone that cares; for some strange reason my mothers sister has amazingly been extremely nice lately, it's creepy! Pixie - Sorry if I worried you not being on for so long, yes I have been eating, yes I've been sleeping alright, I've been fighting with myself not to be depressed and I've got some great friends here that help a lot and make me laugh. Right, so I'm gonna start uploading some drawings now buh-bye.


Edit; Forgot to mention, I am currently working on 2 short stories (one of which actually happened (but you aren't suppose to know that)) and hopefully I will soon be posting them and I think I will be posting the new part of Author Unknown tomorrow at school....during the stupid computer class....that I hate....and am missing PE for....&#*%! Right! anyway, as soon as I'm done with the first one, which wont take but another day or so....maybe.... I'll get to really working on the second. It's about a Phoenix(yes the one I drew(but including her human form))and a six inch tall egotistical dragon called Pan. AND THAT IS ALL I'M TELLING YOU!!!!

Edit 2; Profiles for Pan and Star(the phoenix)will be posted soon (tomorrow) so you can be familiar with looks and such.

(Characters are copyrighted to ME and cannot be used without direct written permission from ME.)
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: The Oathbound
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
My grandfather Francis Nichols born 1945 died today, Friday May 28 and one of my favorite cousins birthday, at 2:14 PM. The school counsler came to get me just as the bell rang and caught me in the hall to take me home, when I got there my uncle and cousin were leaning against the trunk of the car and I could see in their faces that my worst fear had happened and all I could do was run inside to my mom, she hadn't started crying until she had to tell the counsler her father had died. I took a crap load of Tylenol PM about two hours ago and one hour ago I passed out, I'm pretty sure I'm high off Tylenol for the second time and very ready to pass out again, I'm in a fog and I don't know if half the things I'm typing are coherant. Nothing feels real right now and I swear if I were medetating I'd be floating fifty feet off the ground, everythings a fog, is this whats suppose to happen when you lose the only thing you had that played the role of a father? Everythings numb and I'm just in a fog, the whole of Alabama will probably be knocking on the door offering comfort and more food than we can eat tomorrow, "The whole neighborhood knows in five minutes, and the rest of Alabama finds out in ten"  ~ Kiro
His body was taken about three hours ago now to be creamated my grandmother is keeping his ashes and so far two churches are holding a memorial, guess I should go to be nice.... And eat the food.
And a thunder storm complete with rain started not an hour after I got home.

♥'s from Kiro
  • Listening to: Road to Perdition
  • Reading: The Oathbound
  • Watching: Road to Perdition
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Cheese head cheese stick (yum)
  • Drinking: Tea
So having some issues right now, the computer I usually use, yeah, it doesn't have internet on it anymore, crap, and the only computers I have access to are either at school, with DA blocked as well as Yahoo and I've sworn off hacking, or have two old people addicted to facebook games on them only getting up to get food drink or use the bathroom or the only reason I'm on right now which would be because their grocery shopping and I'm help my mom Gympie-sit for a little bit. Life is getting better, I guess, except an annoying little bug decided it and two of its buddies were gonna bit my butt (very lower back but I was sitting on it at the time!) while I was sitting in my tree, they all died, and I have this bunch of little mosquito bite like bumps just above where the waist line of my jeans sits on my right side and right in the dent of where my spine is, they don't hurt, they don't itch, their just there, annoyingly there! Makes me think I've got a rash. >< Ugh. I hate bugs, and to add to that we can't find an exterminator that is cheap but specializes it getting rid of cockroaches because no thanks the my mothers sister and her piece of crap refrigerator, which she didn't give to us like I thought but is just "loaning" it to us, she is becoming more infuriating and, I didn't think it was possible, stupid by the day, why the hell did we have to move to po-dunk somewhere south of the boarder Ala-mother fucking-bama right next door to my mothers sister who for some reason hates my guts, my mother and pretty much every bloody person in our family that ISN'T her kid or her grandkid and that seems to include her parents too who, because there isn't really anywhere else for them to go and we are as far away from the family, that by the way would always be willing to help, as my mothers sister could get when she left home, have to live with her and I would be fine with my grandparents living with us but there isn't any room in our house for them, it'd sure help me though, less contact, visual or otherwise, I have with my mothers sister the better. *sighs*
Does simply wishing someone would drop dead qualify as hating them? I don't think so.
Ok....OH! Alexis, she is so cute, and if you saw pictures of me at her age (3) and her you'd think the pictures were of her! I wonder if she'll still look like I did in five years, or ten, AWWW!! She is the most adorible little girl in the world! And don't think I'm bias just because I'm her cousin. She was scared of me when I first got here but now she loves me! Gosh she's so cute!!!!!! And Nathan, he's cute too, he's got the beautiful head of bright red hair (by the way my hair is candy apple red now and the first time in my entire life I dye my eyebrows and their ORANGE! NNNN!) and I love him so much, and Christian too with his sable hair and big eyes, he's in kindergarten now and soo cute and I get hugs from them all the time and Alexis always says hi to me every time she sees me. I love it! Oh yeah, decided to write more on Author Unknown and I'm  writing another short story and will be uploading a quick poem today which is still written in purple sharpie on my left arm.

I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live.

From Speedyrulez 's signature

" Sit down on your chair
And look out for your kin
With my eyes you'll see
And with my ears you'll hear
You troubled my day
And you've questioned my strength
(but) Don't mess
With the master of fate "

From piscies ' signature
  • Listening to: Bones
  • Reading: What I'm writing.
  • Watching: The keyboard.....a little
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Pear flavor yogurt
  • Drinking: Tea
Okay,, well life is going downhill fast but AMAZING friends are helping a lot, talking, listening....and kicking my ass out of the depression hole I keep trying to bury myself in. Here starts the list of shit dragging me into that hole:

First, my girlfriend and I broke up after going out for two months, the first time, and just last week after dating again for four days she gets jealous and again we break up, oh joy. Second my grandfather, who has been in my life since BEFORE I was born has Alzheimer's and cut off his beard Monday, a beard he was proud of, a beard he'd cultivated, the beard that made him my grandfather. I don't cry in front of anyone but myself but right now it's  extremely hard to hold back any hint of tears, but everyone is helping, everyone that isn't blood family that is, they just act like nothing is wrong, like nothing has changed, even Stripper....Keith has a sweet side, underneath the layers of him being an asshole, and that helps more than most can understand.…

On top of that Patches, Red's (I say MY) fluffy baby girl who he cannot afford to have pregnant, is pregnant. But she's such a sweetheart and I love her so much and she keeps loving on me so she is helping lots too and cuddling with her babies when they come will make me feel even better.


  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: What I'm writing.
  • Watching: The crappy laptop screen
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: nothing
The computer I have been using crashed, I lost everything I had on it including the book, Everything is Nothing, I had been working on for almost 3 years, everything is gone and it happened on the same day I was going to transfer all my information onto disk, bloody mother fucking wonderful, ain't it. Oh yeah, the computer I was using also wont access the internet anymore. So now I have absolutely no idea how often I'm going to be able to check things.
  • Listening to: Bartender - Rehab
  • Reading: What I'm writing.
  • Watching: My grandfathers keyboard
  • Playing: Pangya
  • Eating: An Eclaire
  • Drinking: A&amp;W Root Beer. (Of course)
Ok this is another off-site feature (partly) and she's ma gurl so be nice, or I'll you. lol jk. I made her a promise and this is me coming trough with it. Love ya C.!…

The stripper is an asshole for not making the music!

Right, now, on-site feature:

First, :icontwizdedpixie:, her OC Jaxx (I'm so cosplaying her one day)
(Teh Smex)

Second, :iconthe-photographicpoet:, You say I say
You knowyou have my love Sammie


Third, :iconwhitebook:, Much more than a kiss
Beautiful as always, keep it up hun.…

Fourth, :iconneonflames:, Ranbow swishhh...
Sometimes you make me hungry, keep up the rainbow stuffs, I love it…

Fifth, :icononigirisakura:, ItaSaku - The other side
Creepy match but it love the pic…

Final, :iconmari-na:, Feing Shui
Perfectly beautiful…

Next....I don't know, stole it from TwizdedPixie.

[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[x]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[x]I wear glasses, so I MUST be smart.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[ ]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[x]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[x]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[x]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[x]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[x]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[x]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[x]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[x]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[x]I don't order from the kid's menu, so I MUST be fat.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[x]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[x]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[x]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[x]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[x]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[x]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[ ]Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
[ ]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
[x]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[x]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
[x]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[x]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[x]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
[x]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay. (only sometimes)
[x]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[x]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[ ]I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
[x]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[x]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
[x]I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[x]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[x]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
[x]I’m not/wasn't the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
[x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
[x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
[x]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[x]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[x]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
[x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Usually not my own though.)
[x]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
[x]I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
[ ]I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
[x]I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[x]I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[x]I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[x]I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[x]I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
[x]I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
[x]I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Really depends who asks and how bad things are.)
[x]I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
[ ]I don't like Twilight, so that MUST be just because everyone else likes it.
[x]I don't have a cell phone, so I MUST have no friends to talk to.
[x]I get bad grades, so I MUST be to dumb to do anything right. (only math!)
[x]I like talking to my teachers, so I MUST be trying to sleep with them to get a good grade.
[x]I'm interested in other's feelings, so I MUST be spilling people's secrets to each other.